Friday, March 14, 2008

New Day #79

I’ve got a cold, so I needed to do something new without leaving the house. So I watched Fox News, something I normally avoid any way I can.

In an effort to get a comprehensive overview as fast as I could, I watched their website’s Top Videos and their Top E-mailed stories.

What I expected was neo-con rhetoric. What I got instead was this:

Nicole Kidman “Is she foxy or Botoxy?”

Student suspended for buying Skittles at school

Kansas Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years

Man Accused of Forcing Daughter, 7, to Kill Pet Cat

Judge Allows Woman to Annul Marriage After She Discovers Ex-Husband Was Female

Baby born with two faces in India worshipped as reincarnated god

And my personal favorite:

Iowa man celebrates 100th birthday at Hooters

I’m waiting for the follow-up story about him having a stroke.

1 comment:

Ashley said...

The Kansas woman is pretty crazy too. 2 years on a toilet, so weird! Who took her food? I guess the boyfriend, but why did he not call somebody sooner. So many questions. And, she was stuck to the toilet. I hope she had a tv or something...geez!

I officially think spending 2 years on a toilet is worth than in a closet, or maybe not, at least you can flush the toilet.