Paid my first visit to a urologist. At the risk of oversharing, suffice it to say I needed to attend to some indoor plumbing.
What a strange job, urology. I mean, this poor man had to give me a prostate exam so conclusive he was like a homeless guy searching a pay phone for change.
I learned something new, as well. If, while Roto-Rootering you (meaning me) the doctor presses firrrrrrrmly on your prostate (meaning mine), he can make you urinate against your will. Just like pressing the button on a water fountain.
I'll spare you a photo.