Went to the VIP Room of Sassy's, a hipster strip club. Yes, female strippers. With tattoos. And ironic eyewear. And, according to legend, one who was lactating. I went as the guest of rocker Storm Large, who, naturally, knew a tattooed, fauxhawked stripper named Malice.
Malice put on an amazing show, leaping off the bar right onto the pole. Which is better than the dancer who slapped her ass so absent-mindedly Storm said she looked like she killing a bug.
All this and more as part of my research for a future project.
Really.
I couldn't take pictures, so here's a shot Storm kinda looking like a stripper.