Think about it. Once you're dead, all that will remain of your face will be pictures. So long as you look good in those, it doesn't matter how you look in real life. With that in mind, I suddenly discovered that there's a "retouch" feature in my iPhoto. How did I not know about this before? Then again, I'm the guy who got through the 1990s without knowing about Tori Amos, so apparently I'm a little slow on the uptake.
Anyway, here's me with bags:
And--voila--here's me without:
To be honest, I'm not actually sure which I prefer. I'd like to think my bags lend me an air of authorial gravitas. Then again, I'd like to think I'm BFFs with George Clooney and Julia Roberts, but that doesn't mean it's true.
What do you think? Y'know, besides the fact I need to smile with my eyes open the same size.
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