Went with my buddy Tara from 94/7 fm Alternative Portland to watch her get her tattoo touched up. While I enjoy any opportunity to stare at other people's bodies, I have to admit that tattoos still look dirty to me. What's more, I can't imagine anything I'd want on my body for the rest of my life, with the notable exception of Mario Lopez.
Still, I enjoyed watching her and listening to her tattooist, Mighty Mo, tell us how he recently tatted a porn star's dick.
At this point in my life I don't think I could bring myself to get one because it's such a cliche and I hate being unoriginal. I mean, I might as well scrawl the words "mid-life crisis" on my body and be done with it.
So I did, just to see what it was like.
But I used a Uniball pen.
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