Here's Nick:
I'd post a photo of myself, but it would just be redundant.
Full disclosure: I've tried yoga once before, but I fell asleep during the floor exercises, so it doesn't count. Besides, Nick's version is definitely Something New. This isn't a candy-ass, New-Agey, pan-pipes-in-the-background kind of thing. It's intense. If Sean Penn taught yoga, this is what it'd be like.
I found One Breath invigorating (or, in my case, A Thousand Wheezing Breaths) but I remain skeptical of the practice. There's something about the focused calm of yoga people that reminds me of born-again Christians. Or Scientologists. Like their lives were so out of control they needed yoga/Jesus/the E-meter to contain the turmoil.
That said, my abs feel fierce.
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you make me laugh. HARD. and that then makes me cry a little. thank you.
Sometimes those who suspect others of the yoga/Jesus/E-meter dependency are feeling a little out of control themselves.
Personally I am just waiting for baby Jesus to change the oil in my car. Then I figure I can commit to the dependency. Which could explain my lack of abs right now too...
Until then I shall just keep re-reading my copy of "How I Paid for College" to make it through the day. (OMG, maybe I *am* out of control).
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