Today I tried those push-ups where you clap in between, as if you were applauding yourself. It never occurred to me I could do them, but I did something similar when I shadow-boxed, and I thought I'd give it a try.
I was amazed to discover I could sixteen. I suppose I shouldn't be amazed--I've done enough push-ups in my life--but I still tend to think of myself as the doughy kid who had to do them on his knees (aka "puss-ups").
Thus inspired, I tried the one-armed push-up.
Yeah, not so much.