With the help of the aptly named Storm Large, I finally found out for myself whether blondes have more fun.
First Storm applied a product called Radical Bleach
Then used the extra on her own roots.
We waited an hour, allowing a look at what Storm's man Davey called "ass boobs."
And here I am--a demi-blond.
I had no idea this would be so much fun and decided instantly that coloring my hair will be my new hobby. But I have to give my scalp a rest for a few days before I do another round to achieve that platinum Billy Idol look I'm going for.