I was so excited to receive a dollar from the "Where's George?" project , which tracks the travels of individual bills. I'd gotten one a while back and mistakenly passed it on without looking it up, which really disappointed me. I'm a big fan of random acts of weirdness, as witnessed by this blog.
So there I was, all psyched to discover the fascinating adventure of this dollar, imagining it being used to snort cocaine, or stuffed into a male stripper's g-string, only to see that no one else had bothered registering it.
And that's the end of my story. I tried something new and it was a bust.
Sorry, folks. Just 'cuz it's new doesn't necessarily make it interesting.