No sooner had I turned off the historic inauguration than I discovered our newly-elected openly gay mayor Sam Adams just admitted to lying about an affair with a hot 18-year-old, the unfortunately named Beau Breedlove.
I'm stunned. The old gay mayor just ain't what he used to be.
And I might as well be the first to point out that Byron Beck's picture shows the words "No Minors" over Beau's shoulder. As a fiction writer, I couldn't make this shit up.