Tuesday, July 29, 2008

New Day #215

Thanks to my friends over at the Davis Graveyard, I was able to practice voodoo.

Problem is I don't hate anyone enough to wish them ill, so I decided to pretend these dolls from New Orleans were John McCain and whomever he picks as his running mate. Yeah, I know McCain's a war hero and all that, but, seriously, the Spanish Civil War was a long time ago. I'm not saying he's too old to be president, but if John McCain were a dog, he'd be 497.

Of course, right after I stuck him with pins, I learned he developed a new spot on his face.

Jeez, I wish I had these babies during the 2000 election. Now I'm going to start working on Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas.

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4 comments:

maria said...

Is there a way for me to buy a few of those voodoo dolls?. I would love to be able to grow some warts on some of our Spanish politicians noses.

And about the jam making; we used to make peach jam at home when I was young, and we never used pectin. What we did was make a thick syrup with the skins, sugar, and water, and add to the fruit and sugar mix, to set it. It worked. And the syrup alone, once it is thick and cool, is also delicious.

Mead said...

Aren't the Davis Graveyard people fantastic? I had no idea you were pals. But then again, is there anybody you DON'T know, Mr A??

"Just David!" said...

I got rid of a neighbor once with my voodoo doll. They're very powerful things. Ever seen Angel Heart?

freebird said...

But the voodoo didn't get him out of the race. Can you try it again?

On second thought, they might get a real person if he's out so might as well let him run.

And don't worry about that war hero stuff - he was a pow which is an unfortunate thing not a heroic thing.