My New Sing for today fell srough at ze last minoot, so I got--how you say in Engleesh--desperet. And did my errands wiz a French accent.
Zis is not so hard. You simply put the accent on the wrong syllable.
But of course I was un peu nerveux, for fear I would meet someone who actually spoke French, but zis is what you do for ze blog.
I like myself wiz a French accent. I speak very low and calm. Tres romantique. But I have a fear zat I sound more like Pepe le Pew.