Thursday, March 27, 2008

March Madness Update

God is totally letting me down. Because I chose my NCAA picks based on which schools God likes, I am currently last in the pool led by my buddy Whitey at the Oregonian.

Of course, the Bible says "The last shall be first, and the first shall be last," so, in accordance with God's law, I AM NUMBER ONE!


Courrrtenay said...

Uh. Muh. Guh. By that logic, I should've won that spelling bee in 7th grade. Damn you, Jackson Middle School!

Step Right Up said...

Marc, you are like many of the Christians in the Bible. Persecuted. Of course, they were persecuted for their faith. You are just being persecuted with your picks for March Madness.

Marc Acito said...

It's true. I'm a Christian martyr.

And God hates Jackson Middle School.