So I'm passing this bus stop and I see a Muslim woman completely covered with clothes--the head scarf, the long sleeve dress, a shawl--and I suddenly become aware of my naked torso. I mean, she's all covered up due to modesty, right? So, rather than say "hi," which is my custom when cycling, I avoid eye contact so as not to embarrass her. Y'know, because I'm thoughtful like that.
But just as I pass, she shouts, "Look-ing goooood."
That's right, I got cat-called by a Muslim woman.
I didn't know they were allowed to do that.

Also from the Department of I Shit You Not is Islamo-Barbie.



