So I'm passing this bus stop and I see a Muslim woman completely covered with clothes--the head scarf, the long sleeve dress, a shawl--and I suddenly become aware of my naked torso. I mean, she's all covered up due to modesty, right? So, rather than say "hi," which is my custom when cycling, I avoid eye contact so as not to embarrass her. Y'know, because I'm thoughtful like that.
But just as I pass, she shouts, "Look-ing goooood."
That's right, I got cat-called by a Muslim woman.
I didn't know they were allowed to do that.
Also from the Department of I Shit You Not is Islamo-Barbie.
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They can do that? Not the cat-call, which I'm sure she couldn't help shouting because you're obviously an inspiration, but isn't Islamo-Barbie wearing make-up?
That is so funny.
What?! NO pics of your naked torso? We want visuals with this nudity theme.
Islamo-Barbie looks startlingly white... not that there aren't white Muslims, but still.
First time I heard one of my Muslim friends call someone a 'mother f*cuker' I just about choked on my own tongue.
Sometimes I love the world.
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